20 funniest tweets from parents this week

Part of HuffPost Parenting. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. Kid didn't even hesitate 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid? A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Jun 24, 2022, 09:46 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 6 pointed out a tree and asked if it was deciduous. Sign up to follow me here! I'm getting popcorn. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. When it's a shark, you'll hear a tuba. Good morning to everyone except my husband, whose hand slipped while he was trying to pull up the blankets and smacked me in the face while I was sleeping. The mess is obviously frustrating, but Im mostly confused because I didnt send him to school with any noodles. Spring Break is simply a preview of what's to come after Memorial Day. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The kids harmonizing to We Dont Talk About Bruno in the backseat sounds nice theoretically but theyve changed the words to We Dont Talk About Buttcheeks. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. Tomorrows dress up day for my kids school is throwback to the 2000s. Pardon me while I go grab my walker. She raises her hand at the baby and the baby raises its hand too. Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddlers toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce. Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. You will need it in some years when your son is the most annoying person you know in the world", I asked my daughter to clean the bathroom and she yelled BUT I JUST CLEANED IT TWO DAYS AGO so shes ready for adulthood, My 7 yr old now ends sentences with bada-bing and all of a sudden his outfits all feature a silk tie with matching pocket square. There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. It was so cute that he thought it was for him. Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. My 4yo asked me what Im getting him for my birthday tomorrow. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @johndavids_635 Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools???? Just one. So anyway, he's my new therapist. Him: how do you take your coffee?Me: in large quantities, Autocorrect changed Hows your day? to Hows your fat? in a message to my wife and THANK GOD I caught it. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. WANT. Me: You can't wear that to school.10-year-old: Why not?Me: It's not nice enough.10: I've been going to school with these kids for years. I was feeling pretty good about myself until my daughter (a teacher) said for the 100th day of school they are dressing like 100 year olds and asked if she could look in my closet for something to wear. Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. All I need is 16 hours of complete solitude, three meals, two snacks, four cups of tea, and time to read the whole Internet twice and Im ready to take on the day for a good 15 minutes before going back to bed. Kids today are able to text their moms when they need to be picked up. By 6 AM I had already told 3 people about the 2 different woodpeckers at the feeder this morning. Before kids: *Slow sips of wine in the bath*After kids: *Rage drinking morning coffee in the shower*, My friend said she couldnt wait to have kids so I went right over, turned on Cocomelon and hid the remote. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Part of HuffPost Relationships. As a parent I really look forward to the time I get to myself, in between my childs bedtime and when I go to sleep. i have failed you. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! I put together a new Hot Wheels set with my 5yo and he said he was so excited that he might start crying! Is it leave her in the woods? 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. You might be lucky enough to take the week off of work, but even if you get that, you must find something to keep your kids occupied. A tambourine concert while you're on the toilet is one of the things you'll never be ready for. My kid sure has a lot of opinions about string cheese for someone whos only been around for 4 years. Like obviously the answer is yes. Me, a Jewish mother, to her children in September. So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. When I pretended to cry she promptly put a pillow over my face and told me sshhh. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! 5 min read. DON'T. funny parent tweets this week 2022the hardy family acrobats 26th February 2023 / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by / in was forest whitaker in batteries not included / by Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. Me, before kids: I'm going to be one of those moms that always looks put together.Me, today: Realized that I was wearing my slippers while shopping at Target. Jessie (@mommajessiec). I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas.Neighbor: Nice. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids, Top 20 Sweet and Funny Tweets For Valentines Day. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! It's finally March, and you know what that means? Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! A kid at soft play asked about our family, and I told her my toddler had 2 mums. 6: am i made of yolk?me:6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?me: ahhgo ask your father. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! "My husbands version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' My daughter has decided she now eats dark chocolate, the one treat I never had to hide because I was the only one in the house who liked it. Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Hold on to it. While Spring Break can be a wonderful time for your kids to get away from the hustle and bustle of school, it's not exactly a break for parents. Part of HuffPost Parenting. I came home after all that and my oldest, known to light candles in the bathroom, talkin bout some daddy, dont be mad. Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. The kid looked at me before he left and said what Ive learned about you is you eat really weird looking food. Finally, my kids egg allergy is paying off, Apparently referring to a Girl Scout as your cookie plug just gets you dirty looks outside the grocery store. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. Tried to help my 9yo with math homework and decided Id be more successful baptizing a cat. I got mad. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. me: the kids have been home for 6 days in a row im ready for them to go back to school tomorrow school: TOO BAD WE ARE CLOSING BECAUSE THERES 40% CHANCE OF SNOW. 7YO: Can I get a snack?Me: Are you feeling hungry?7YO: You dont need to be hungry to eat a cookie! I hate to disparage a small business but do not go to my daughter's nail salon pic.twitter.com/CszgDqN5pC. I am like reeallly good at getting old. Wait, why are they jumping? To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. Not you AND your baby!" In fact, just pretend like theyre wearing a wire at all times. Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. 1. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Feb. 18-24) "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel." By Caroline Bologna Feb 24, 2023, 12:57 PM EST | Updated Feb 26, 2023 Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Very frustrated. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!. some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. NOBODY MOVE. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. pic.twitter.com/hWtAjufSwa. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. 6 Amazon travel essentials for your next getaway, starting at $12. My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. So, whats for gross dinner?Me: Im having pasta but I no longer know what youll be eating, many years ago, I had a meeting with my God son's teacher, she was worried about his speech development bc according to her " he NEVER speaks", I asked him - " Gabo, what's going on?" My 9yo very disappointed, "it's rigatoni learn your pasta." MORNING. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 17-23) "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddler's toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce." By Caroline Bologna Sep 23, 2022, 03:42 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! 5yo: NO I DOOOOONT *tantrums harder*. Wishing you all a good weekend! Or, if you're not in the kid-having camp, a selection of funny relationship. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. handing in my dad card. My 3yo niece wanted me to pretend I was her baby. My sons friend came over for dinner. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. Just watched our 5 month-old roll from front-to-back-to-front, and Im suddenly keenly aware that OMG THEYRE GOING TO START MOVING SOON AND EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS A DEATHTRAP. Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. Your kids are lying around all day, complaining that they're bored. I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. When I die just place a note on my casket for my kids that says yes, theres a $20 in my wallet.. Helping the 5yo look for her harmonica which is currently in my pocket because this aint my first rodeo. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Call me old-fashioned but I dont need my refrigerator to be connected to Wi-Fi. Dropped something off for my son and a kid in his class looked at me and then turned to my son and said my mom doesnt have eyebrows like your mom. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! You will need a ton of stuff, you just wont know what it is until you desperately need it at 2am and then you will order it online. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. One thing older parents always say to new parents when you have a baby is you dont need a lot of stuff! and Im here to tell you this is wrong. Politics Joe Biden Congress Extremism Elections 2022 Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. Think twice about what you say in front of them. My toilet is smoking. I didnt listen. If we didnt have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. I just threw out that really good box Id been holding onto for at least seven years. My husband and I were discussing whether we wanted another kid but decided 1 was enough. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. ". Mom A at the park: We allow 1 hour of screen time a weekMom B: We are a screen-free homeMe: My daughter named her new doll PBS Kids Dot Org. The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away. They started fighting. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Tory Civil War Deepens As Jake Berry Joins Growing Wind Farm Rebellion Matt Hancock Accused Of Sneaky Ploy To Win Votes From I'm A Celebrity. She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Sign up to follow me here! I thought my 2yo would be ok w the new Cars show even though I heard it was a bit scary bc he loves Cars & has never been scared of TV but we watched the haunted house ep, he was completely silent and then at the end said I dont want to watch TV anymore Did I break him?? Kids are terrifying. She mortifies her four children by knowing all the trending songs on TikTok. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! News U.S. News World News Business Environment Health Coronavirus Social Justice. My girls made plans to go out to eat at a pretend restaurant, and my 5yo showed up with her baby. My toddler said "I feel drinky" and yeah girl, same. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. 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